i occasionally get sent asks asking me for recs, well, this might be a series, might not, (it took forever), but if there’s one thing you can say about me it’s that i read a lot of books and i want to share. so if you need something to read, or you need something for someone else to read, i encourage you to have a look at this, because, hell, you might not agree with my taste but there are some good fucking books on here, and a good fucking book is something everyone needs.
btw, if you can get the book online, to my knowledge, it’s linked, because i wanted some books that anyone reading this could get for free. if not, it’s the wikipedia slash any resource i could find.
postcard’s top ten
1. the age of innocence - edith wharton
it’s new york city in the 1870’s and newland archer is a wealthy, selfish young man who is about to fall foul of upper class society’s vicious condemnation of anything that steps outside the boundaries of “acceptable” morality— or, at least, gets caught. he loves the “disgraced” beauty countess olenska and is engaged to marry the naive may welland, and, whichever one he chooses, his life will be destroyed.
2. lolita - vladimir nabokov
the most beautiful novel ever written in the english language, lolita is a fourteen year old orphan who is embroiled in a bitter, deeply abusive paedophiliac relationship with the novel’s narrator, the cunning and superficially charming humbert humbert. notoriously unreliable and utterly morally bankrupt, humbert loves lolita from the first time he ever sets eyes upon her, but the heavy sense of fate that hangs over the novel assures us that this was a meeting that doomed them both.
3. american gods - neil gaiman
shadow’s just got out of prison, his wife’s dead, and his best friend with her, and he’s out of a job, a life, and shit out of luck. when he meets - and keeps meeting - the dangerously mendacious mr wednesday, he is dragged into a war, and not just any war, but a war that takes place on multiple planes of existence, with weapons he can’t even see, and between beings he has no hope of understanding. this is a war between gods, and this much, mr wednesday says, is guaranteed: only one side will be left standing, when the wolf howls its last.
4. retreat from love - colette
claudine, colette’s most famous character, is staying in an isolated french farmhouse. her husband is away, and in his absence she decides to play matchmaker between her friend annie and her husband’s (homosexual) son, marcel. as things around her begin to fall apart, claudine retreats into the natural world, familiar to her from her wild rural childhood, to help her survive.
5. fear & loathing in las vegas - hunter s. thompson
it’s 1971, and the american dream is dead and buried. so they’ve got a car, a trunk full of drugs and tickets to a national drugs prevention conference. this can only end well. “he’s not just some dingbat i picked up on the strip,” insists the narrator, thompson avatar raoul duke, of his friend, dr. gonzo, but he might as well be— and as they gleefully cause utter havoc, it begins to become horribly clear to duke that everything he spent the sixties fighting for was all for nothing, but, hell, there’s probably some ether left.
6. the big sleep - raymond chandler
it’s 1939, and the second most famous detective in all of literature makes his first official outing in this moody, complex, savagely witty novel. philip marlowe says “i was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and i didn’t care who knew it,” but sadly for him, he’s going to need more than the gun under his arm and a couple of hundred bucks if he’s going to keep his head above water, because he’s agreed to take a case that, it turns out, he knows nothing about, and he’s running out of time, out of money, and, most importantly, likelihood of making it through the night.
7. the rules of attraction - bret easton ellis
it’s hard to find a more bleak novel than this much-overlooked gem, which follows three incredibly vapid college students through several semesters at the fictional camden college. there’s sean bateman (brother of that bateman) who is obsessed with making it look like he’s keeping it together, but is really falling apart with shocking rapidity, lauren hynde, the object of sean’s affections, who wanted to lose her virginity, and, well, the scene where she does is one of the most horrible things i have ever read, and paul denton, who has fucked lauren and is fucking sean, and who wants nothing other to be happy. but, like all of ellis’s work, realism creeps in around the absurdity, and these young people were never destined to have happy endings.
8. dracula - bram stoker
daddy’s home. in the greatest, and one of the most experimental, vampire novels ever written, jonathan harker unwisely agrees to help a reclusive romanian count purchase property in london, which sparks a chain of gruesome events that many of the novel’s characters will not survive.
9. the secret history - donna tartt
what do you get when you have six classicists, a sense of total disconnection from the world, and a lot of extremely nasty secrets? this novel tells you on the very first page: murder most foul. richard papen transfers to the remote hampden college (the twin of ellis’s camden) and falls in with a glamorous, elitist group of young euripides-devotees, who, richard swiftly learns, have made some very, very bad decisions, and, as the novel develops, it swiftly becomes clear that, in fact, none of these characters might be making it out of here alive.
10. franny and zooey - j.d. salinger
franny and zooey glass are the two youngest members of their family, the family salinger reportedly believed to be his greatest literary creation: the rag-tag band of psychologically damaged geniuses called the glass family. franny is at smith (maybe) and is having a breakdown, zooey is in the bathtub and trying to cope, in his own way, with the suicide, some years earlier, of their oldest brother, seymour. this is a novel in which nothing happens but in which everything matters, and there is so much beneath the surface it is breathtaking.
(if pushed: lolita is my favourite novel, colette my favourite novelist.)
- bonus “children’s” literature: the little prince - antoine de saint-exupéry ~ grimm’s fairy tales ~ alice’s adventures in wonderland - lewis carroll ~ peter pan - j.m. barrie
- bonus “well, this is fucking weird sci-fi” novel: martian time-slip - philip k. dick
- bonus “the french are filthy” novel: les liaisons dangereuses - choderlos de laclos
- bonus “fabulous queer vampire” novel: the vampire lestat - anne rice
- bonus “the germans are really weird” novel(la): death in venice - thomas mann
- bonus “who doesn’t love a social climber” novel: the house of mirth - edith wharton
- bonus “wtf did i just read” novel: the crimson petal and the white - michel faber
- bonus “fuck you, let’s have an adventure” novel: the count of monte cristo - alexandre dumas
- bonus metafiction aka “author has totally lost his mind” novel: the casebook of victor frankenstein - peter ackroyd
- bonus “this novel has been forgotten and it’s a travesty” novel: à rebours - joris-karl huysmans
- bonus “it’s harder to get weirder than this one, for some pretty obvious reasons” novel(ish): confessions of an english opium eater - thomas de quincey
- bonus “fuck, we’re screwed” novel: generation x - douglas coupland
- bonus “why has no one read this” novel: one bloody thing after another - joey comeau
- bonus “it’s grim to be russian” novel: notes from the underground - fyodor dostoyevsky
- bonus “great work of modernism” novel: the great gatsby - f. scott fitzgerald
- bonus “did any of that just happen” novel: the master and margarita - mikhail bulgakov
- bonus “woman who needs more fame, stat” novel: cheri - colette
- bonus “this novel was so groundbreaking i can hardly believe it exists” novel: frankenstein - mary shelley
- bonus “do you know how long people have been writing novels” novel: the golden ass - apuleius
- bonus “the devil ruled the ’80s” novel: the bonfire of the vanities - tom wolfe
- bonus “first novel i ever remember reading” novel: the hobbit - j.r.r. tolkien
- bonus “not a novel but this man was vicious wit personified”: the reginald stories - saki
- bonus “weirdest novel ever because it probably all happened” novel: and the hippos were boiled in their tanks - william s. burroughs & jack kerouac
- bonus “get your anger on, girls” novel: blood and guts in high school - kathy acker
- bonus “you’re horrible, but you write so well” novel: factotum - charles bukowski
- bonus “never sleep again” novel: battle royale - koushun takami
- bonus “first female quest hero, bitch” novel: the wonderful wizard of oz - l. frank baum
- bonus “one of the oldest, one of the best (despite racism, sigh)” novel: robinson crusoe - daniel defoe
- bonus “how did you make it past thirty” novel: junky - william s. burroughs
- bonus “oh my god, phone please don’t ring” novel: ring - koji suzuki
- bonus “fuck you, did you think all novels were european” novel: things fall apart - chinua achebe
- bonus “probably the best psychological horror novel ever” novel: strange case of dr jekyll & mr hyde - robert louis stevenson
- bonus “if i have to pick one h.g. wells novel, it’ll be this one” novel: the invisible man - h.g. wells
- bonus “i’ll let you know if i ever unbend my brain” novel: cat’s cradle - kurt vonnegut
- bonus “actually, i think this is the best of his works” novel: homage to catalonia - george orwell
- bonus “it’s not actually possible to get cooler and/or more disturbing than these three gems of distressing psychological torture” novels: less than zero & american psycho & lunar park - bret easton ellis
- bonus “banned, and, god, can i see why” novel: fanny hill - john cleland
- bonus “if you haven’t read these two, get off the internet and get on that” novels: to kill a mockingbird - harper lee ~ the catcher in the rye - j.d. salinger
- bonus “who the hell doesn’t love pirates” novel: treasure island - robert louis stevenson
- bonus “when people say ‘this will change your life’, they mean it” novel: a heartbreaking work of staggering genius - dave eggers
- bonus “most influential book of my childhood” novel: roll of thunder, hear my cry - mildred d. taylor
- bonus “true blood didn’t do southern gothic first” novel: absalom, absalom! - william faulkner
- bonus “no, really, this is not a love story, but it is a story about love” novel: wuthering heights - emily bronte
- bonus “if you think women can’t write, you can fuck off” novel: the bell jar -sylvia plath
- bonus “i’m sorry, but this is the best mystery novel ever” novel: the hound of the baskervilles - arthur conan doyle
- bonus “i can’t believe stephen king actually wrote this novel, what the shit is this” novel: the regulators - stephen king as richard bachman
- bonus “most unsettling books you’ll ever read in your life” novels: the haunting of hill house & we have always lived in the castle - shirley jackson
- bonus “oh my god, let me curl up into a ball and die” novel: one day in the life of ivan denisovich - aleksandr isayevich solzhenitsyn
- bonus “my father insists this book set him free” novel: one flew over the cuckoo’s nest - ken kesey
- bonus “if you haven’t been frightened by this man, you haven’t lived” novel: the case of charles dexter ward - h.p. lovecraft
- bonus “if you thought the movie was dark…” novel: schindler’s ark - thomas keneally
- bonus “if you can come up with something that contrasts beauty and decay more brilliantly than this novel, well, i wouldn’t believe you anyway” novel: the picture of dorian gray - oscar wilde
- bonus “dystopia is my weakness” novel: brave new world - aldous huxley
- bonus “if people tell you homosexuality is new, show them this and then punch them in the face” novel: maurice - e.m. forster
- bonus “if i could write like anyone, who has ever lived, it would be this fine man here” novel: goodbye to berlin - christopher isherwood
- bonus “seriously, an amazing villain” novel: no country for old men - cormac mccarthy
- bonus “best reveal in a novel, ever, bar none” novel: childhood’s end - arthur c. clarke
- bonus “god, how does someone have a mind that works like this— and where can i get one, if you could mash him and christopher isherwood together you have everything i have ever aspired to be” novel: underworld - don delillo
- bonus “if you want a grim book, it’s hard to do better than this” novel: farenheit 451 - ray bradbury
- bonus “time travel, social satire, discworld, what more do you want” novel: night watch - terry pratchett
- bonus “no, seriously, tell me women can’t write one more time” novel: conseulo - george sand
- bonus “i can’t be clearer: vicious social climbers are my absolute favourites ever” novel: vanity fair - william makepeace thackeray
- bonus “satire satire satire everywhere” novel: gulliver’s travels - johnathan swift
- bonus “i’ll be reading these books this vac” novel: for whom the bell tolls - ernest hemingway ~ mrs dalloway - virginia woolf
- also: see the movie, not the book: the wings of the dove - henry james
gyzym’s “i refuse to live in a world where the first book doesn’t exist, and a lot of other good shit” list: